Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
he told me I talked like a deaf person
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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