Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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