Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
you traded sex for a burrito?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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