I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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