dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Randomize