The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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