he wants to bone in the snuggie
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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