Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
