he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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