did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
