i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'm at about main and main street
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
His nipple licking is glorious
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