Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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