Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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