I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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