its not stalking. its research.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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