Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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