nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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