We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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