Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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