she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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