Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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