508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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