Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
do herpes really smell.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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