Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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