If i come over, it means nothing
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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