I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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