The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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