Buhtt sex?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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