your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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