We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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