So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
It's just like the Real World with babies
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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