i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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