I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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