we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
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