I cockslap morals
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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