Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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