Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I love having hate sex.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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