Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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