i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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