Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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