8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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