I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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