STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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