is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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