This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Randomize
