Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
What a dumb baby whore.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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