Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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