i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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