OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
she smelled like a LAN party
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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