White coat. Heels.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Drunk is not a location!
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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