no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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