you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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